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[07 Jul 2010|02:15pm]
i just realized that i've had this particular journal for the past five years and this is my 25th entry. lame.
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HAY GURL HAY [17 Sep 2009|09:28am]
[ mood | HORNAY ]

character appeal..would you?Collapse )

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oooweeeoooo [25 Jan 2009|06:35pm]
[ mood | cynical ]

ahahha

okay, la. check out my daily tarot email:


LOVE

the judgement


TOUCHSTONE

the world


CAREER

death



You've got an intoxicating encounter on the cards today if you're going on a trip or cross the path of a stranger. The World sets you up for a change of scenery while Judgment guarantees that your relationships will be based on honesty. Fantastic changes are in store, susan! If some friends are planning a huge get-together today, go along. You won't regret the journey! In your career, the World and the card of Death are likely to breathe new life into you. It's as if your wingspan was suddenly expanding. Concretely, you might go for a trip abroad. You may get an unexpected and very tempting proposal which will quench your thirst for knowledge and your curiosity for new things. If this happens, do not procrastinate, go for it and you won't regret it.




i wonder if my intoxicating encounter was meant to indicate the homeless guy who always stands outside my bodega and asks for a dollar when people walk in AND AGAIN when they walk out..

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more slav lav [23 Jan 2009|04:24pm]
more from my most favorite person in life..


jo: so HOW ABOUT you were in my dream last night!?

me: OMG YOU HAVE DREAMS ABOUT ME!

jo: YES
check it out-
i went to some house where you already were with your russian family. they were all old-bloc men, and one of them was s'posed to be your brother. he knew the most russian outta you and d, and was trying to talk to me..
..what i didn't know in russian i said in polish, but he was being a snob about it and demanded i speak only russian, so i said THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT LANGUAGES..
...then jim carrey showed up and was a jerk and ate all our snacks

me: HAHAHAHA
WHAT WERE THE SNACKS

jo: some slav stuff + chips and pretzels
like herrings and pretzels

me: hahahahahahhahaaha
and wodka
that bastard!

jo: I KNOW
and i LOVE jim carrey

me: me too! what was he doing at our slav-fest, anyway?

jo: he was probably my date
who ended up embarrassing me
you know..THOSE

me: those..those..ANGLOS!!

jo: YES




wow, i can't believe how great we are. i mean really, it's kind of astounding..
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mother russia [26 Nov 2008|01:37pm]
[ mood | reminiscent ]

conversation with joanna after she sent me this:






Susan: i find that utterly terrifying
and it's probably true
that rat bastard

Jo: i know, right?
"hey guys! remember the KGB?" *siiiighs wistfully*
pfft

Susan: "remember, sir? i thought we just did a 'job' yesterday...or were we supposed to call it something else?"
* gets shot *

Jo: definitely NOT the good ol' days
"hey, anyone see ivan? it's like he just...dissappeared."
* gets shot *

Susan: no indeed...more like the...BAD ol' days
HAHAHHAHA
I MADE A FUNNY

Jo: YOU DID

Susan: "ivan?...oh YEAAAH..didn't he have that house with the indoor plumbing? HAHAHA ZING!"
* gets shot *

Jo: hahaha
"oh man, guys, all this reminiscing is causing me to work up an appetite...but i don't feel like standing in line for 2 hrs for some stale loaf of bread! haha! *gets shot*
whooo
we are on a roll-ski

Susan: HAHAHA
"hey pavel, do ever feel like you want to, i don't know, get out? maybe see the world? go visiit--"
* gets shot *

Jo: HAA ahaha
and thus martial law was put in place
so ambitious, idealistic pavels everywhere would know to stay PUT(-in)

Susan: STAY PUTIN
OMG




and this is why we are the greatest thing to come out of eastern europe ever.





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i are moving! [17 Apr 2008|01:47am]
[ mood | jaded ]

...to..jersey city.
ugh.

first all-nighter in a good long while. hence the post. i never EVER post anymore, and would most often do so when procrastinating amidst all-nighters, putting off nanian and/or lathbury papers.

tonight's all-nighter is dedicated to packing. the movers are coming about 7am and i really don't know if everything will be packed by then. awesome.


anyway.

i'll write an actual update sooon. maybe. possibly?

i've been in hell, so perhaps writing it out will be therapeutic.


i will mention this: little fawnzi almost died tonight. he got into and consumed an entire box of rat poison. i've been plagued with immense guilt as i have private dicked my way to how it went down: danny had the door to the garage open as he was bringing down the items that he and d are kindly donating to my new apartment, and little fawnzi gus snuck in like the stealthy spy he is and probably found the container unnoticed, which is easy to believe as he has numerous times slipped into the garage and found himself locked inside as his silence makes him untraceable in the dimly lit space.
thank god for the vets at oradell. but i don't know how d&d plan to keep him from running around..doctor's orders.


wow, that was an actual update. guess i don't need to keep good on my earlier half-assed promise.

what i DO need, however, is a second wind. onward!

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ah geez [17 Nov 2007|09:59pm]
[ mood | cowardly--hiding from my mice ]




this just opened a window into all sorts or memories. damn you, blythe, and your occular freakishness

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HOH? [12 Aug 2007|01:03am]
[ mood | amused ]

so.
it's after 1:00 in the morn, which is whatever. i just opened a window to let some post-bath steam escape out of the now clammy apt and what OH WHAT do i hear coming from the building directly behind mine?




someone has a synth going and the beat sounds like horses galloping. and to that, i hear not one, but TWO accordions. just jamming.

not even joking, i'm BESIDE MYSELF--HOW AWESOME IS THAT. i may just go against my better judgement and sleep with my windows open..cause i'm sure the nerdjam will commence into the wee hours of the morning.




oh sylvia--i know where we can meet boys. it's borderline genius. i'll tell you tomorrow.

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[22 Apr 2007|08:33pm]
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the best thing in life [10 Oct 2006|06:11pm]




hellloooooooooooo
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[09 Oct 2006|10:47pm]
eh, herr mohlmann...



dees ees fur yooooou.


http://www.nbc5.com/video/9204939/index.html
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[08 Dec 2005|05:31am]



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